You shouldn’t have looked you pleasure-seeking naughty boy you…. No really, turn away now and save yourself. For once you behold this collection of Men’s Lace Underwear, your virginal eyes will be perverted forever.
These pants are not for the feint hearted, with designs in Hipsters, Briefs and Thongs to quench the desires of even the most insatiable of desires.
Unleash your Darker Side and immerse yourself in all the animalistic pleasures the new Kink Collection has to offer. See yourself in the most sensual and sexual underwear and fuel your fetish for fun and fanciful fantasies.
Bum-Chums introduces a new Mesh underwear sculpted in both a Hipster Trunk and Slim-line Brief to complement and naturally enhance the male form, the new Kink Collection aims to bring a hint of suggestion and ideal for playful man who likes to tempt, tease and attract attention.
One of the best British underwear brands out there, Bum-Chums, has been working with Alternate Focus photographic studio to produce some fine pictures of its underwear.
This fun brand also worked with Alternate Focus on an April Fools’ Day gag called “The Emperor’s new pants”, a fictitious new line of underwear in a revolutionary fabric so fine it can’t be seen by simpletons! Bum-Chums feigned a release of the new line under this hilarious description: Bum-chums is excited to present our newest and proudest breakthrough in pants technology. This range is set to redefine the way we think about and see our underwear. Sensuous and superfine fabric that we’re brand-naming “Impossiblex” is a 12 way stretch material that is guaranteed to fit like your skin. Impossiblex is made at night, forced in underground sheds, from ultra-fine mechanical nano-spiders, which spin an invisible fractal funnel-web, making this the ideal fabric for these garments and it’s produced solely in the UK. The “Emperor’s New Pants” collection features a mix of contemporary design along with metamodernism, something slightly ironic.
In addition to the Emperor’s New Pants, the Bum-Chums collaboration with Alternate Focus produced some great pictures of model Rob wearing the underwear range. Here, Rob is wearing the Bum-Chums Sneak Peek Hipster. Enjoy!
Men’s pants have never been so tempting! As you wander through Bum-Chums‘ Garden of Underwear Eden, take a look at these succulent fruits. Salivate at tactile, high stretch fabrics in devilishly vibrant colours, and give in to your desire! And now you can even bear your fruits wet or dry with their sumptuous swimwear; so, go on….take a bite from Bum-Chums’ forbidden fruits….you know you want to!
Head for a swim in these succulent, shapely figure huggers and you’ll have admiring onlookers all at sea. Bold and vibrant, these beauties will enhance your posterior to peachy, pool-loving perfection!
The bum-chums swim-brief is designed for men who adore a bum-cupping cut to their swimwear. This swim-brief is ideal for sculpting a pert posterior, while at the same time providing somewhere snug to place your tackle! The design is a development of the brand’s best selling hip-brief, modified to incorporate an elasticated, folded edge waistband, enclosing a drawstring on the inside; this allows for an uninterrupted clean and crisp line on the outside. The pouch is double layered for support and modesty when wet and the sides have been vertically extended for a hybrid brief/trunk style. The swim-brief is constructed from a chlorine safe nylon/lycra mix and Bum-Chums stylish logo label, incorporating the union jack, is on the outside, so there is no danger of label irritation spoiling the enjoyment of your striking swimwear!
Click on the pictures below to find out more about the swim briefs by Bum-Chums available now at Alpha Male Undies.
The new Stealth collection is designed to work in harmony with your body, providing natural support and physical freedom in a subtle yet striking package. The bum-chums’ Stealth Sports-Brief consists of simple, bold and strong lines in confident colour accents that frame and emphasise the male form. The new Stealth Sports-Brief is designed to provide maximum freedom of movement whilst giving comfortable frontal support and, as with all bum-chums underwear, an enhancing rear view. The pouch is ergonomically designed – supportive without being tight and restrictive. The advanced Supplex® fabric is cotton soft to the touch whilst exhibiting exceptional breathability and wicking properties. To emphasise the naturally enhancing nature of the pouch and to increase the visual impact, the centreline is highlighted with a vibrantly coloured cover-seam stitch. The rear of the Sports-Brief is designed to offer complete coverage, support and enhancement, even during vigorous exercise; the leading rear edges of the rear section attach further along the waistband, and the entire rear piece is shaped to allow not only a vertical but also lateral tension, this design reduces the potential ‘wedgie’ effect often associated with this type of underwear; your bum-chums’ Sports-Brief will not ‘ride-up’. Finally, like all the Stealth collection, the rear of the Sports-Brief features a strikingly coloured, cover-seamed centreline that adds drama and enhances the natural shape of your bum, ensuring all your attributes are highlighted!
Grab your sunglasses… The summers may not be what they used to be here in Blighty, but golly gosh you’ll darn well need your shades to watch this video!
bum-chums have gone all out and made a swimwear range video to make you juice at the mouth. Featuring the very best of the colourful fruity range in swim-briefs. So whether you like our cheeky cherry or maybe prefer your lemon lush, why not feast your eyes on our fruity wears…
Swimwear, available now and all year round at www.bum-chums.com
Enjoy the film, and for pity sake… don’t forget the shades!
Form and function….the ideal partnership, inherent in all good design, and the new Stealth collection from bum-chums embodies this philosophy perfectly!
The new stealth range is designed to work in harmony with your body, providing natural support and physical freedom in a striking yet subtle package. The design consists of simple and bold lines, free of over embellishment and confident colour accents that frame and emphasise the male form. The range includes of a slim-brief and trunk, both designs dispense with bulky elastic in favour of a more streamlined look, both have accommodating and ergonomic pouches that provide natural enhancement, the trunk consisting of a single ply front and the slim-brief a double fronted pouch incorporating a convenient keyhole arrangement with colour a flourish along the edge. At the back both designs exhibit a contrast cover-seamed feature-line that provides extra rear definition.
Supplex®: the heart of Stealth
The Stealth design also debuts a new fabric: Supplex®. Supplex® is a technical fabric developed by scientists for modern athletes; it has the traditional feel and appeal of cotton with the benefits of modern fibre technology. Like cotton, Supplex® is fully breathable and soft to the touch, but unlike cotton, it won’t lose its shape or return qualities – even after repeated wash and wear cycles. Also, Supplex® is colour fast, so colours won’t fade and, unlike cotton, it won’t pill (bobble). The fabric is high wicking, helping to keep you dry, particularly during physical exertion; it’s also quick drying and is tough and durable.
The new Stealth collection is our most advanced design yet and introduces an exciting design direction. In the coming months we intend to expand the range to include a sports-brief and sports-vest.
I have to admit before starting this review that I had never worn a thong before.
However, when opening the packet of these undies from new British company Bum-Chums, I was instantly taken by the bright plum colour of this thong. The next thing I noticed was the fantastic feel of the Tactel fabric. It felt so soft yet so smooth.
The thong has a generous front pouch that neatly holds everything in place while the back string splits your two butt cheeks. All of this is perfectly finished with some quality black piping and a centre stitch on the pouch.
I wore this thong out one evening and found it to be surprisingly comfortable. I also enjoyed the thrill of knowing I was wearing it all night long. The thong has a removable sticker on the back so no awkward back labels. There is also a rather large Bum-Chums label at the front of the thong that is almost thicker than the undies themselves.
The thong washed well, holding both it’s shape and colour. The Tactel fabric didn’t crease and it was ready to wear again straight out of the drier.
A new world of thongs has been opened up to me by these fun undies!
A generous front pouch gives plenty of room for growth
A great finish with a quality material
A bright purple thong not for the faint-hearted
Small price for some small undies
Definitely one for the brave
The stretchy Tactel material
A great thong with a comfortable pouch
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